Zagtunstip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak goose.

Zagtunstip created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagtunstip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zagtunstip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zagtunstip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zagtunstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed lots of corn to rats while wearing orange skirts.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.