Farvegcip Hasbellfot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful naga.

Farvegcip Hasbellfot created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farvegcip Hasbellfot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farvegcip Hasbellfot, he will not care at all.

Farvegcip Hasbellfot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Farvegcip Hasbellfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing green trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your hands.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never handle tin while unclean.