Hotcitpon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind dugong.

Hotcitpon created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotcitpon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hotcitpon, it will be very unhappy.

Hotcitpon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hotcitpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bananas with ash.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hotcitpon.

5. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.