Dobwanfit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive hare.

Dobwanfit created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Dobwanfit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dobwanfit, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dobwanfit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dobwanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dobwanfit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Fast once a month.