Spagsawbet is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome hare.

Spagsawbet created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagsawbet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Spagsawbet, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Spagsawbet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Spagsawbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. You must pray to Spagsawbet five times a day.

5. Do not dye your hair white.