Tanbellshav is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong spider.

Tanbellshav created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Tanbellshav, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanbellshav, it will come to you in dreams.

Tanbellshav's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tanbellshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tanbellshav loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if six ants approach from the north.

5. Tanbellshav must be the most important thing in your life.