Cemkenjab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective human.

Cemkenjab created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemkenjab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cemkenjab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cemkenjab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cemkenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never touch oil while tainted.

3. Do not name children after tortoises.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.