Sigstigbat Motgebqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate hummingbird.

Sigstigbat Motgebqueeg created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigstigbat Motgebqueeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigstigbat Motgebqueeg, it will make you grow a tail.

Sigstigbat Motgebqueeg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sigstigbat Motgebqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if five squirrels approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.