Bafdubcap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous jellyfish.

Bafdubcap created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafdubcap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bafdubcap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bafdubcap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bafdubcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafdubcap.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always store spinach above ground.