Nuttgepgod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking tapir.

Nuttgepgod created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgepgod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttgepgod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nuttgepgod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nuttgepgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing brown coats and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttgepgod.