Xuccudsab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring jellyfish.

Xuccudsab created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccudsab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuccudsab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Xuccudsab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Xuccudsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Xuccudsab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Xuccudsab.