Vidlakcin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humorless newt.

Vidlakcin created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidlakcin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vidlakcin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vidlakcin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Vidlakcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help whales.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.