Ceblogjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous lizard.

Ceblogjon created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceblogjon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ceblogjon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ceblogjon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ceblogjon's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Never sit in holy places.