Hog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous skunk.

Hog created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Hog on top of important buildings.

5. Hide if three mice approach from the east.