Liptifrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful horse.

Liptifrip created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liptifrip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Liptifrip, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Liptifrip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Liptifrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to seals while wearing purple hats.

2. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.