Jabhudyar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental hamster.

Jabhudyar created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabhudyar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jabhudyar, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jabhudyar's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jabhudyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

5. Do not commit murder.