Pomjatvilcinwatkap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet clam.

Pomjatvilcinwatkap created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomjatvilcinwatkap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomjatvilcinwatkap, it will turn you into a frog.

Pomjatvilcinwatkap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pomjatvilcinwatkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never prepare grapes during winter.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not stand on grass.