Kenmil is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering butterfly.

Kenmil created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Kenmil, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenmil, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kenmil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kenmil's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never mark doors with green.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.