Jonxucrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful clam.

Jonxucrutt created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonxucrutt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jonxucrutt, it will not care.

Jonxucrutt's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jonxucrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never handle tin while unclean.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never go into black rooms.