Tingetzog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, two-faced dragon.

Tingetzog created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tingetzog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tingetzog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tingetzog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tingetzog's Holy Commandments

1. Tingetzog loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never remain standing at midday.