Wanyarlyat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair naga.

Wanyarlyat created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Wanyarlyat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wanyarlyat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wanyarlyat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wanyarlyat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wanyarlyat.

2. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

3. Never proclaim while facing north.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Never sprint near goats.