Ratgarab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage alligator.

Ratgarab created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgarab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratgarab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ratgarab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ratgarab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ratgarab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not stand on grass.