Bonkwighak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable jellyfish.

Bonkwighak created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkwighak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonkwighak, it will turn you into a plant.

Bonkwighak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bonkwighak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never touch ash while blessed.

3. Hide if nine cats approach from the north.

4. Never point your legs toward the south during prayer.

5. Bonkwighak loves sheep, so they must be honoured.