Pakflan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful gerbil.

Pakflan created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakflan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pakflan, it will torture you forever.

Pakflan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pakflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant at rivers.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Always help swans.