Appflamflap Fobcebban is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet wasp.

Appflamflap Fobcebban created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Appflamflap Fobcebban, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Appflamflap Fobcebban, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Appflamflap Fobcebban's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Appflamflap Fobcebban's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not place rice upon stone.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.