Fadwittail is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic lion.

Fadwittail created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadwittail, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadwittail, she will turn you into a frog.

Fadwittail's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fadwittail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear jumpers marked with pink.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never chant in summer.

5. Fadwittail must be the most important thing in your life.