Kemdotbod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous gnu.

Kemdotbod created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemdotbod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kemdotbod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kemdotbod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kemdotbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Never cross rivers at dawn.