Cethogjig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient toad.

Cethogjig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cethogjig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cethogjig, it will curse you with boils.

Cethogjig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cethogjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cethogjig.

5. Never wear white shorts.