Gupbom is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable
duck.
Gupbom created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gupbom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Gupbom, it will turn you into a tree.
Gupbom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Gupbom's Holy Commandments1. Never mention grasshopers.
2. Never think about quantum mechanics.
3. Never pray while filled with envy.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Always check lakes for frogs.