Cudgiglig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome hamster.

Cudgiglig created water four years ago.

If you believe in Cudgiglig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cudgiglig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cudgiglig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cudgiglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to rats while wearing white coats.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

4. Do not wear dresses marked with orange.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.