Kopfemrak Kenfabflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid cow.

Kopfemrak Kenfabflan created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopfemrak Kenfabflan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopfemrak Kenfabflan, it will turn you into a slug.

Kopfemrak Kenfabflan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kopfemrak Kenfabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kopfemrak Kenfabflan.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Always obey Kopfemrak Kenfabflan's priests.

4. Never touch oil while clean.

5. Do not study bacteria on holy days.