Vogripstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, weak horse.

Vogripstaf created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogripstaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vogripstaf, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vogripstaf's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vogripstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Run away from fawn voles, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about monkeys.