Flissitrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, able lion.

Flissitrat created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Flissitrat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flissitrat, she will come to you in dreams.

Flissitrat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flissitrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Hide from magenta porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not take Flissitrat's name in vain.

5. Flissitrat loves otters, so they must be respected.