Vabsinsisvidgonwip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless sheep.

Vabsinsisvidgonwip created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Vabsinsisvidgonwip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vabsinsisvidgonwip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vabsinsisvidgonwip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vabsinsisvidgonwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never prepare strawberries during autumn.

3. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.