Gilkimcut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish fox.

Gilkimcut created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilkimcut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gilkimcut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gilkimcut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gilkimcut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gilkimcut.

2. Never feed lemons to snakes while wearing skirts.

3. Never eat nuts on fasting days.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.