Tiglogsafbinbad Jonrutort Vinjophatrigmit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, annoying mole.

Tiglogsafbinbad Jonrutort Vinjophatrigmit created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiglogsafbinbad Jonrutort Vinjophatrigmit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tiglogsafbinbad Jonrutort Vinjophatrigmit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tiglogsafbinbad Jonrutort Vinjophatrigmit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tiglogsafbinbad Jonrutort Vinjophatrigmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never eat bananas on holy days.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always act with obedience.