Veggubont is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust mink.

Veggubont created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggubont, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Veggubont, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Veggubont's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Veggubont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wash your back before prayer.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Never wear white tights on sacred days.