Wipdissgun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind snail.

Wipdissgun created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipdissgun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wipdissgun, it will ignore you.

Wipdissgun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wipdissgun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Always obey Wipdissgun's priests.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.