Gubdudbag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable human.

Gubdudbag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Gubdudbag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gubdudbag, he will turn you into a tree.

Gubdudbag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gubdudbag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

4. Never eat figs on fasting days.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.