Tabfidrig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent human.

Tabfidrig created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabfidrig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tabfidrig, he will turn you into a mole.

Tabfidrig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tabfidrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. You must pray to Tabfidrig eight times a day.