Latsismif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful skunk.

Latsismif created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latsismif, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Latsismif, it will ignore you.

Latsismif's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Latsismif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

3. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.