Gofdobtar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy spider.

Gofdobtar created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gofdobtar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gofdobtar, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gofdobtar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gofdobtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Never mark doors with cyan.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.