Tonratyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful elephant.

Tonratyarp created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonratyarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tonratyarp, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tonratyarp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tonratyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tonratyarp first in all things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never skip in the presence of ants.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Never speak aloud of names.