Jarnhandob Ab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent crocodile.

Jarnhandob Ab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnhandob Ab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jarnhandob Ab, she will make you grow a tail.

Jarnhandob Ab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jarnhandob Ab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Jarnhandob Ab loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Hide from yellow dogs for they are unholy.