Kopdutbus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet armadillo.

Kopdutbus created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdutbus, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kopdutbus, it will not invite you to parties.

Kopdutbus' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kopdutbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three mice near doors.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

5. Never wear red dresses.