Bomsidmob is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witty wombat.

Bomsidmob created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bomsidmob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bomsidmob, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bomsidmob's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bomsidmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Never remain standing at midnight.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bomsidmob.

5. Do not laugh in public.