Yikstipsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, temperamental goat.

Yikstipsaf created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikstipsaf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yikstipsaf, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yikstipsaf's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yikstipsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not laugh at rivers.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.