Ranbadmob is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, vain unicorn.

Ranbadmob created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbadmob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranbadmob, he will turn you into a slug.

Ranbadmob's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ranbadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.