Mit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless jaguar.

Mit created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mit, he will be very unhappy.

Mit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix limes with blood.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear green.