Nurl is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody octopus.

Nurl created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nurl, he will turn you into a worm.

Nurl's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

2. Always store oranges above ground.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.