Ciblunsad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust dingo.

Ciblunsad created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblunsad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ciblunsad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ciblunsad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ciblunsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing red rings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never hurt squirrels.