Jarnligfudceb is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, slow butterfly.

Jarnligfudceb created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnligfudceb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jarnligfudceb, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jarnligfudceb's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jarnligfudceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Put Jarnligfudceb first in all things.

5. Do not laugh at rivers.