Misxemhap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind gerbil.

Misxemhap created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misxemhap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Misxemhap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Misxemhap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Misxemhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never prepare peas during autumn.

3. You must love Misxemhap.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Never eat cucumbers.